Fourth of Drool-ly

After last night's celebratory fail, we decided to try our luck on the Fourth of July.

Step 1: Princess needs her Chai Charger.

Step 2: Red White and Blueberry Bagel

Step 3: Prepare for Amerification process.

Step 4: Commence Amerification process.

Step 5: Red White and Booze

Step 6: Pools and Boys

Step 7: Hangover

Celebratory Week(end) Fail

To celebrate Dani's arrival (and the birth of our country) we headed out for a night on the town. But the festivities were interrupted by a mysterious alarm coming from the basement. Without knowing the cause (and Chad being absolutely useless), we phoned the Ithaca Fire Department to come check it out.

Turns out, the battery on the alarm was dead. #sorrychad

The firemen proceeded to question why we weren't out on July 3rd....struggle city.

Upon our return to the house, we discovered a HUGE, BULBOUS, PREGNANT (and probably venomous) SPIDER. Not cool, Chad. Not Cool.

This picture does not even come close to conveying the terror we felt when we laid eyes upon its striped body and fatal fangs.

Needless to say, two near death experiences put an end to our night ....

DANI'S COMING TO VISIT

Our BFF, Dani, came to visit for the 4th of July and see the Junkyard Dogs of course! (But also to move stuff into her room...)

Jamie and Rye can hardly stand the excitement.

She's finally here!!!